Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

Crop crash

When you fart and someone walks into your fart, often unexpectedly. The opposite of crop dusting

I can’t believe the vice principal crop crashed Mr Pawlikowksi’s classroom. I bet it reeked!

by Keato88 February 28, 2024

Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd

That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt

by Cenobite777 March 22, 2024

cream of the crop

This is every business idol person they all love to work with and endorse and sponsor.

She’s out cream of the crop , She won for us, she deserve it all.:too bad they don’t know the little kid she sold to get there.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 12, 2022

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021

Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"

by Torteee March 1, 2021

Crop sweeping

When you fart while having sex and grab a handful of the fart gas and throw It in the persons face

I just love it when a guy keeps crop sweeping me during a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017