To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021

by Celms March 3, 2014

a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
by Whisky that kills you March 9, 2021

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”
“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
