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Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
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Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...
by Celms March 3, 2014
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Da Coconut

The Greater Coconut from the Coconut Song by Jeff Lau
a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
by Whisky that kills you March 9, 2021
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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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