Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...

Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...

by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012

Twilight

A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.

Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.

Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.

Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf

Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games

by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014

Twilight

Twilight is a book whim helps a lot of girls with hormones so boys don't judge a girl that's reading twilight or watching twilight we don't judge when you grab the lotion and the play boy magazine...therfore if you see a girl reading twilight give her ur number...BECAUSE GOD KNOWS SHE NEEDS IT..BTW I know this because I am a girl who read the whole twilight series. .lol

Girl1. OMG did u read chapter 3 on twilight..I was like kissing my pillow after that.
Girl2.OMG!!...ME TOO
BOY 1. YALL NEED A LIFE
______________________
BOY1.*GRABS LOTION*
BOY2.Dude have u seen the Britney in the Play boy Magazine I bought she makes me want to buy more lotion if u know what you know what I mean.lol

by Catgirl4ever April 20, 2018

Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.

That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.

by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016

Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex

Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business”
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex”

by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018

Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015

twilight

absolute bullshit Stephanie Meyer calls a book

Twilight is shit

by GryffindorA May 13, 2018