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Raymond

Raymond is him
by Realist😪 November 20, 2023
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Raymond

to be a follower or known dicksucker, or dick rider
you acting like raymond, no raymond tho
by frogsandpumpum123 May 11, 2024
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raymond munoz

poops in socks and shoves it out windows
Raymond Munoz poops in socks & shoves them out windows
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This man is built purely of lean and a kind heart. Black eyes and black hair this man will hide his pure testosterone via quietness and introversion . Not only this but he has a secret... He is actually the god of sex and if he sees you masturbating he will cut off your dick with his Godly scissors and beat you in the head with his massive dong.
person 1: hey what happened to you are you ok?
person 2: no, this glowing man came into my room and cut my dick off
person 1: oh that must have been Raymond, the god of sex
Raymond (peering behind person 2): don't worry, it grows back...
by Ornstone February 9, 2022
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everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does
neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same
by human i think February 3, 2023
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Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.
guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
by cartiscart February 16, 2020
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