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Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!
by noicantugly August 16, 2011
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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
by The Creamster May 18, 2024
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Peyton Pflug

the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.
"Mami can I please have that Lego"
"No sweetie, that's just Peyton Pflug"
by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019
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peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.
womp womp peyton
by WhiteBitxhBecky January 7, 2024
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Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
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Peyton List

A very awesome and funny girl
Peyton List is very awesome and kind
by Eminemstan17 March 7, 2022
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Peyton Yates

A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever
Guy 1: who is that

Tristen Cox: that’s Peyton Yates bitch
by Kingcrip July 15, 2019
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