when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice
by soggywotsits November 6, 2020
Get the michigan marmalade mug.A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.
Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.
by Reagan&Bush'84 November 5, 2017
Get the Michigan Mudfuck mug.Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick
Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
by hollie198 September 10, 2022
Get the Michigan loctite mug.A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.
by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020
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"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020
Get the Brighton Michigan mug.When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."
Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"
Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"
Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
by C Phantom September 3, 2012
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