A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
by DJR632 June 25, 2007

by Hennest March 16, 2022

by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)
by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007
