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Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all
Have you had Graham's maw's pollen
by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019
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Grahamed

When you say something completely false with conviction, before realising its falsehood seconds later.
"Well, you can grow lots of things... You can grow concrete!".

"You just Grahamed yourself on live television and the world will never forget".
by Postructor January 29, 2022
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Grahame

A brilliant and amazing man! He is one in a million. A jokester with a love for humour and pranks. He puts his family and friends above all else. He is well endowed and a biker king at heart.

Grahame's are usually seen in the company of people named Rock, as they are like brothers in arms.

Grahame's are best suited to date ladies named Mimi, as they are meant to annoy and love each other.

Grahame's favourite pastime are organising a good Braai.
Grahame is having a braai again... Ulu!
by Mimzycal February 4, 2022
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graham mckay

a tiny testicle looking wrestling promoter from a frigid wet scumhole near glasgow.
i was out in the rain all night and my balls look like graham mckay!
by Snerps June 9, 2017
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Graham Weston

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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