acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.

His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.

by silililililili March 20, 2020

Albert

Albert is a nice guy that loves someone called Kayla so much

(Please vote this in)

Girl: I love you Albert
Boy: I love you too Kayla

by Ohfhtftg March 21, 2019

Albert

Is the sexiest guy in the world.With an big penis.And gets all the girls

Albert

Daddy

by Hshsjjejej November 22, 2021

albert

LITERALLY THE RUDEST MORE SHIT TALKING PERSON ON EARTH.

albert: *walks by*
everyone: *pukes in disgust*

by levi_ackermans_wife February 15, 2022

Albert

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures

Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert

by Riririririverdale November 23, 2021