Adam

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground
he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja
It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh

Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes?
Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam

by Ahah. October 22, 2008

Adam

An asshole. The type of man who uses naive and impressionable girls for his own personal gain and leaves them emotionally and mentally traumatized. Untrustworthy, heartless, selfish, and uncaring. Doesn't take accountability for his actions and often blames the victim for the abuse.

"Adam hides behind a facade"

by H725H November 15, 2013

Adam

Adam is probably the name of your super funny, super intelligent and unique friend. Most of the time adam spends is making others smile and laugh. Adam can also find too much stress as a problem sometimes and needs protecting. If you know an adam, you are more then aware that he is outgoing, vibrant and definitely one of the kindest people you’ll meet. It is not hard for Adam to see someone he may find attractive but it is rare for Adam to have a crush for someone, anyone lucky enough should seize the opportunity .

You’re so kind, lovely, sweet and good looking . You must be called Adam.

by Ninjaw1zard December 8, 2017

Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

Adam

The villain of SK8 the infinity. Also known as Ainosuke Shindo. He is a piece of shit dude who hit our boi Cherry with his ugly ass skateboard. Normalize blaming all your problems on Adam and Adam Apologists.

You: I hate Adam for hitting Cherry with his skateboard!
Me: As u should tho.

by Kuroo.Luv.Bot March 12, 2021

Adam

a short gay guy who sucks dick while standing up.

that guy is such an adam

by @clondoms October 16, 2019

Adam

Adam is a sick fuck. Who is into little girls. Adam likes to boast about his penis size though most Adams have a tiny penis. Adam thinks he is funny but is actually hella annoying. Adam loves booty.

He has a micro penis
Must be Adam

by Hahayaboy September 3, 2019