Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
by LUchica14 May 30, 2011
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bum tan

Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.
Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.
by loodpreh2010 July 16, 2010
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Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
by FartingSanta November 24, 2017
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The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
by Ass_Violater8008 July 22, 2017
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Tan-gerine

When a tan has manifested into a whole 'nother category of orange. It can also refer to the thick leathery feel of over-tanned skin.
Sherry went to school in Florida and now she looks like a tan-gerine.

Mary got her tan-gerine from Walmart and now she looks like my grandma's couch.

Also see:

orange tangerine tan cheese nip oompa loompa
by Chedda's_Betta' May 25, 2010
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Power Tan

The state of being tanned to the point where you feel that your strength,virility and raw sexual potency have been drastically improved. A true power tan owner is out at every opportunity soaking up much needed rays and if the weather not permitting, is taking advantage of synthetic sources of sunlight.
I went beach sunned it up for a whole day then went to the gym and i was a beast... Do you kno why?

No I have no idea...

Because of my power tan!
by jadenator1987 August 02, 2011
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fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan
"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"
by natrl March 25, 2010
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