honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 4, 2017

We don't need to talk about it in any other context

You're right!

Hym "We don't need to talk about it in any other context! Me threatening kids doesn't give YOU the NON-LAW REGULAR CITIZEN the right to do ANYTHING. You have ONE option but you're not doing it because THE THEFT FROM ME... IS WORTH MORE than any kid I could threaten. TO BOTH OF US. Even though their lives are so worthless it's a waste of breath to even threaten them. I KNOW IT. YOU know it. I told you this is exactly how this was going to work. You are too retarded to be deciding who is or who isn't a criminal. You are deflecting from the fact that you chose THEFT over protecting children. All under the false pretense that you actually gave a shit about anyone other than yourself. You thought you were the decider. WRONG. I was right. I was the correct one."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Come to Jesus talk

A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.

Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.

by Writingbear December 5, 2015

Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015

Coming to God talk

The act of having a serious conversation with someone. Usually voicing your displeasure to someone about their behavior.

I'm going down there tomorrow and I'm going to have a coming to God talk with Junior.

by coldrisk September 1, 2009

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

come to jesus/come to jesus talk

you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents

father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.

by ruffpuff July 28, 2004