Tuesday

A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.

Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.

by TuesdayGuy May 10, 2011

tuesday pinata

the act of being the worst skater in a skateboarding group, this person must write TP on their deck.

out of all his friends he was so bad at skating he had to write TP (Tuesday Pinata) on his skateboard deck.

by Jimmy, Maria January 18, 2009

Tuesday Evening

The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.

Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.

Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.

Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.

by HobGoblin65 October 24, 2011

Tuesday Hangover

When you party so hard over the weekend that you are still hungover on tuesday morning.

Look how hard that guy is going over there. You just know he is going to have that Tuesday hangover.

by asdfghjklym September 14, 2014

Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday

To call someone a twat in response to see you next Tuesday

“See you next Tuesday”
“Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday”

by Tbonedork May 3, 2019

Tuesday grand

a person will complain about every situation no matter what and will try to live as bland and boring as possible. if anyone else tries to give them advice they will throw a fit and brush it off

my homies lil bro actin like a tuesday grand so we left his bitch ass at the store

by batboythecool February 28, 2022

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that she latches on making it impossible to get her off right before you're about to purge, so you kick her off into the air.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023