Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024

Street Torpedo

The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.

I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.

by Caveman96 December 16, 2015

chest torpedoes

another term for boobs/breasts

Man, she so fine, and her tits are so huge.. they're like chest torpedoes!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

Yellow Torpedo

When one person pisses on another person while under water.

I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool

by daringe September 9, 2011

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017