Tom

A retard

You are such a Tom

by Itz a me February 1, 2018

A Tom

A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.

Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE

by Greyfoxfan August 7, 2012

The Tom

The Tom is a Boob Grab/Slide which is often Undetected or seen as an Accident.

Sophia - Isaac is a Great hugger
Gus - I think he just used The Tom on you

by GetRektTSS April 15, 2016

Tom

Means peasant or failure

God that guy’s such a Tom

by LUKERT6 THE GOD October 25, 2018

Tom Strauss

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019

Tom Sawyerd

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.

I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.

by JKleezy January 4, 2020

Tom Hiddleston

The hottest man walking on earth.

Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?

by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021