Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Church Finger

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"

Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.

by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West

"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker

by Koriand'r August 3, 2005

god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church

by Not You And Not Them Either June 17, 2017

Money church

NOUN: A dubious religious entity that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

Often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month

Despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the Church of Scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.

by Danielle Belton January 26, 2005

a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by niiiiglets June 23, 2017