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Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”
by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025
mugGet the Yakeley Laundry Thiefmug.

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.
his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB
by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021
mugGet the Laundry Basketmug.

laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
by McKena10 April 25, 2017
mugGet the laundry turdmug.

laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.
i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.
by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014
mugGet the laundry spincyclemug.

Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.
John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.
by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018
mugGet the Come over and do Laundrymug.

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.
Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)
by QuacksO July 22, 2019
mugGet the At least the laundry dries faster on the clotheslinemug.

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.
by nellie shoots February 6, 2012
mugGet the Laundry mats closedmug.

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