Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.
Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?
Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?
Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!
by extrafrfr January 11, 2024
A place where you need to go. Yes, you. Go to therapy right now. Get up and get the help you deserve.
"You sure do have a lot of emotional and mental issues... maybe you should go to therapy?"
"nah m8 my therapist sucks ass lmao"
"damn bro get a new one"
"nah m8 my therapist sucks ass lmao"
"damn bro get a new one"
by omniicat April 04, 2022
Therapy.
Medical help of remediation of a health problem, It usually comes with a diagnosis.
And I think you need it!
Medical help of remediation of a health problem, It usually comes with a diagnosis.
And I think you need it!
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE January 17, 2022
(HELP I JS REALISED THERE WASN'T A DEFINITION FOR THIS!)
Therapy is what most people need, and is espicially useful when you have depression, PTSD, anxiety or anything of the sort. Also a great way to vent your shit on a random person and have them fully agree with you.
Therapy is what most people need, and is espicially useful when you have depression, PTSD, anxiety or anything of the sort. Also a great way to vent your shit on a random person and have them fully agree with you.
Random kid to parent: Mum I need therapy
Parent: You know in my days we had to walk mountians, skin rabbits, wade through swamps, fight a lion, be mentally tortured, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPY. So get on with life.
Parent: You know in my days we had to walk mountians, skin rabbits, wade through swamps, fight a lion, be mentally tortured, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPY. So get on with life.
by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024
A corrupt practice that does nothing but placate the masses with a sordid past that's filled with malpractice and malfeasance.
Hym "Therapy serves no purpose other than to try to convince people to prioritize being 'people,' being the abstract phantom, over being 'the self.' The inevitable outcome of therapy is just more therapy."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
Yes, therapy is dead now because the guy who refused to let an ethics board review his studies can't sit and do nothing (save for collect stories for his new book that only sells if he's a culture warrior) anymore.
Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
That's why you'd rather forgo your own ethic. You'd rather steal then let someone succeed without failure. It's the only way for you to arbitrate who gets of the hook for wrongdoing. You need to be able to break your own rules or YOU RULES DON'T WORK JORDAN. It's about doing the "same exact thing I'm doing" while maintaining the moral superiority you feint. How? By purporting to have an ethic that you violate at your discretion. But yes, you're right. Therapy is dead.... But not because of 'society' It's isn't the 'postmodernists'. It's because the most prominent psychologist is a fraud and charlatan and if the 'best' one is a fraud, well, I can even imagine what the worst one may be like. They probably advocate for the mutilation of children. This is what happens when the best of us are still just pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022