“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”
by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020
Get the Shift-pitymug. by griggley August 3, 2017
Get the Waka Shiftmug. by CEO, Shift Team Capital August 1, 2021
Get the Shift Teammug. Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.
"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013
Get the Sniff Shiftingmug. by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023
Get the Shift Daddymug. Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.
If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
by GPLegend September 18, 2008
Get the shifting baselinesmug. so basically I was supposed to put `-=\;',./~_+{}|:"<>? but i think i didnt publish because the page errors if you search that so ye
by some bored student November 15, 2022
Get the `-=[]\;',./ and the shift versionmug.