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goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
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dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities May 27, 2018
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Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
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Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.
Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.
by Ron Speed December 25, 2012
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Turkey towel

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
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towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.
I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.
by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017
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