mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.

Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete

by WestYorkCharvas101 June 3, 2021

Builder Mario

The best smash alt Mario has, don't @ me.

"Which Mario alt do you use?"

"Oh? I use Builder Mario of course! The best alt Mario has!"

by lilbrightie January 19, 2021

Super Mario

The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes

CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY

by Thelastbanana May 9, 2021

Mario lopez’d

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.

by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022

virgin mario

When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.

“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”

by Maheku baby April 28, 2022

Mario Duplantier

Insane drummer from the French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known as one of the best metal drummers out there today. Basically a human machine. If you haven't checked out Gojira yet, get on it dude.

Wow, Mario Duplantier's a beast.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

Mario Rios

A beaner lol

Mario Rios is such a beaner, said Angeles.

by J.NewtgatNewton July 9, 2021