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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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mayonnaise

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2023
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 22, 2022
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Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 22, 2022
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MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023
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Vulva mayonnaise

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.
I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase
by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
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