last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007

last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

by gurnard February 13, 2009

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

omg who dropped their hotdog?
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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

Last Thing I Heard On The Radio

The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"

Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Casandra: What was that?

Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...

by Kyle C. Eakin October 9, 2008

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

last in line for the gang bang

Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.

"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."

"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."

"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."

by don_tardo January 1, 2007

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006