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alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.
Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
by Luna Stark November 18, 2019
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Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois
Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois
by mralphahouse December 8, 2019
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alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.
When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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