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carbon tax

What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.
That guest on CNN said carbon tax is the only solution to climate change? Give me a break.
by carbonator December 11, 2017
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birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.
John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)
by jord34239 July 7, 2022
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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
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Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020
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surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014
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Charlie Tax

Charlie Tax is a term that was founded in Texas and has slowly become popularized around the USA. A Charlie Tax is essentially when someone is having sex (backshots specifically) and yells out Charlie Tax while recording. It is similar to the Fanum Tax derived from the popular Twitch streamer, AMP Fanum, but instead of taking one's food, the Charlie Tax is taking one's virginity or recording some other kind of sexual intercourse.
Ralph: "Hey did you just hear someone in the other room yell Charlie Tax?"
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."
by kingoftaxation September 29, 2023
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Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.
Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.
by tbhinevercared February 4, 2018
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