switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.

Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.

by hjoyrg March 13, 2020

Switch Hitting

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.

"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"

by Will Sotter January 6, 2012

salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)

"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"

by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.

I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.

by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014

Switch Nollie

The phrase ‘Switch Nollie’ is used to say somethings fake or call someone out on their bullshit, because switch nollie is a stance in skateboarding that doesn't actually exist.

Guy 1: Yo bruh check out this diamond.
Guy 2: Man that’s switch nollie shut the fuck up!

by bruhbruhbruhfrog June 29, 2020