stealth dating

When a couple doesn't tell their parents they're dating

Alex's parents would kill him if they found out he had a girlfriend, so he is stealth dating Katie

by Ashipper March 13, 2015

StealthyMoose

A fabulous and stealthy person who can sneak around, make silly noises, and loves chicken. Generally super funny and great at owning noobs.

OMG UR SUCH A StealthyMoose!

by unicorniafabulouse October 2, 2016

Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.

My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.

by Las79 August 2, 2017

Stealth Deer

A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear

Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit

by PRJD August 8, 2006

stealth kosher

A restaruant which serves all kosher food, but does not advertise thid fact.

Yosef wanted to stay in Yahweh's good graces, so he took his client to a stealth kosher restaurent for lunch.

by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007

Stealth Cheers

A drinking game where you must 'Cheers' the person/s near you without their knowledge. When glass contact is made you shout 'Stealth Cheers'.

Rule: The person you are stealth cheers-ing must be holding their drink at the time.

he came up behind me, smashed his beer against mine and yelled 'Stealth Cheers'.

by Swashbuckers March 29, 2010

stealthstobate

1.
To stealthfully masturbate in public, or at a friends house in their own bed.

2.
To secretly masturebate with other people arond.

"Ha ha alex, I cought you stealstobating."

"I had an urge, so I decided to stealthstobate."

by Shaka995 April 26, 2010