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guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...
Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.
by franksforthememories May 10, 2016
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Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.
Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.
by woah bro chill September 27, 2020
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reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
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Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt
Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024
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hefty swallow

When you shove your whole cock in her throat and she swallows your cum whole
Yo i gave my girl a hefty swallow
by Nger3333 November 5, 2020
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Swallow the ghost

The act of swallowing a load of semen.
Man that girl gives great head. She never spits because she loves to swallow the ghost!
by bobojangle September 12, 2015
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