sending juice up the river

1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.

This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!

by monsignor morpheus August 4, 2016

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

Spreading

When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best

Ayy look at jitt spreading his money

by Ibeendat December 27, 2019

Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

Whore spreading

When a woman uses her belongings to take up space

She's whore spreading the whole table!

by tycpbdg September 12, 2019

Last man standing

When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.

Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.

by Maggyisswaggy October 11, 2018

Spreading the butter

A fag that likes jaking off a lot

Kim likes to spread the butter at school

by tyler April 28, 2004