Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Steam

A cloud-based PC gaming platform created by the game developer Valve. Designed to allow users to purchase, download, and play games linked to their accounts from any computer, without worrying about discs or limited installations. Also provides a community in which users can see games their friends are playing, give recommendations and reviews, and even create and share custom content for some games via the Workshop.

Being the first successful platform of its kind, it was initially riddled with bugs and had a poor reputation. In more recent years, it has become a celebrated staple of PC gaming.

Neverwinter Nights is being ported to Steam? Good, I'm tired of always losing the disk.

Dude, cool sword! Is that in the game?
Nah, I got it off Steam Workshop.

by mwymarc May 23, 2013

Steam boat jimmy

When boy and girl are in shower together.. girl has hot water in mouth.. boy sperms into mouth with water still in there.. let it float around.

Man, that chick last took my Steam boat jimmy hard

by TedBrah October 27, 2009

steam farts

Farts that warm your bootyhole while the gas is passing through the fart box.

Last night I was sitting on Chris’s lap and I had steam farts! It my my
Booty warm.

by Trinacleana May 17, 2018

Mississippi Steam Boat

One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.

My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.

by MSRvrcpt June 12, 2022

New England Steam Drifter

When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.

Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!

by McBoogerballs April 15, 2010

catch that steam

Get Money / Good Luck / Have a nice day

Adam: "Alright i gotta go get a cat."
Matt: "Word, catch that steam."

by Custy McDougal November 22, 2010