Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.
You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
by tactical panda April 04, 2012
When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009
Ryan: Hey I just bought a pack of pillsbury dough boy but they forgot the frosting!!!!
Austin: What the fuck do we eat for breakfast now?
Steven: I have an idea for breakfast. We can make a sticky bun.
Aric: Let's do it!
Austin: What the fuck do we eat for breakfast now?
Steven: I have an idea for breakfast. We can make a sticky bun.
Aric: Let's do it!
by One pump chump July 30, 2011
Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.
Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!
by winegirly April 20, 2006
When a man pulls out and ejaculates unexpectantly into a woman's hair. The woman then puts her hair into a bun for the trip home
Laura: How was your night with Treigh?
Maria: He gave me a sticky bun.
L: What?
M: He cummed in my hair!
Maria: He gave me a sticky bun.
L: What?
M: He cummed in my hair!
by qilly13w October 20, 2013
A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
by Rabbits McGillicuddy December 03, 2006
When women release vaginal frothy discharge onto their panties and a length of time has passed, that discharge then dries and hardens within the pubic hair creating a glue onto the panties.
I went to use the restroom, but I couldn't pull my underwear down because I had sticky panties. I ended up ripping out some pubic hair while pulling down my underwear.
by Hockr March 06, 2013