The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
by SLICKPOTATOESKINS September 2, 2016
Get the grant stewartmug. The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
Get the Chocolate Martha Stewartmug. by Mr. Crabs has crabs October 4, 2019
Get the stewart nipplesmug. A beautiful spirit that encourages others. Hard to accept compliments but loves to express joy to others. Values family, peace and love.
by The Criterion November 23, 2021
Get the Shondra Stewartmug. Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
by LRPeer March 29, 2024
Get the That Martha Stewartmug. Stewart is the type of person who is lacking a few numbers on their IQ test. Their elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor. Like if they jumped from their ego to their IQ they would never stop falling. They are a few cards short of a full deck. Their light's on but nobody is home. They are one fry short of a happy meal.
by Pat_McGroin December 2, 2020
Get the Stewartmug. 