jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Stanley Uris takes a bath

Basically the worst chapter in IT....Steven King can be a bitch sometimes

‘Stanley Uris takes a bath’ who? We only know happiness and no bathing until after 7:00 pm...

by Sunflowers.shine.too October 27, 2019

Stally

When someone is soo tight with their money they wont share anything with you

"can I have some of your chips bro" "nah mate, buy your own" "fuck you're a stally cunt aye"

by stallycunt March 18, 2021

Ethan Stanley

Ethan is a very reliable friend. He plays baseball and is very smart, even though he doesn’t show it. He has a great sense of humor and if you get to know him he will share anything with you. He likes to take other peoples advice before he does anything. Ethan is very humble and makes friends with almost anyone. He is very likable and according to any girl he is one of the cutest guys around. He really is a good friend and would never share anything important or go behind your back on purpose. (Maybe on accident.) He is a very silly person and can make almost anyone laugh. If you get to know Ethan well enough, he will become one of your best friends if not your greatest friend.

Ethan Stanley is a great friend and is super reliable.

by Thombie September 9, 2019

Dirty Stacey

The act of being a guru in giving the perfect handjobs that may lead to multiple orgasms and male arousal just by giving a simple touch mostly intended to improve one's mood

He was frustrated and needed a dirty Stacey for a better day

by Slumpqueen August 14, 2020

Stale

The opposite of fresh; Lacking freshness; Missing the certain freshness acquired by fresh clothes therefore being stale

Bob: "Man look at that guys kicks! They're so stale!"
Jim: "Yeah, they're not fresh at all"

Andy: "Man, you're so stale"
Larry: "Yeah I need to get some fresh new clothes..."

by CS92 February 12, 2010

Stanley Cupping

The act of holding a female above your head in Stanley Cup fashion after engaging in intercourse with her. After NHL players win the Stanley Cup, each player holds and kisses The Cup in a specific, triumphant manor. This may be achieved by inserting your left middle and ring finger into the female's mouth, inserting your right middle and ring finger into her vagina, hoisting her above your head, lowering her to your mouth and kissing her stomach.

Origin: University of Delaware, 2011

"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that tiny bitch."

"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that huge bitch."

"I felt like a winner after Stanley Cupping that bitch."

by technoruss December 15, 2012