trauma-sploitation

Trauma that is exploited, leveraged, weaponised for misappropriated power : further, for anti social / strategically social division and instead of collaborative growth

The minority group comprised of individuals experiencing an entitled Victim mindset who utilised trauma-sploitation of their circumstances to divisively to pull humanity and opportunities for growth apart instead of together

by ElleJudd September 14, 2023

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

by Nateils November 3, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky

Noun meaning any sort of silly, wacky or stupid looking dance move.

''why he hitting that yoinky sploinky''

by kikikiki2145 January 4, 2026