Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

Sperm Whaling by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

Sperm-stick 

A sperm-stick is a boner. A stalk-on. A stiffy. A hard-on. An erection. Classic.

I have a throbbing sperm-stick right now

Sperm-stick by EdShnee July 23, 2016

sperm sack 

A sperm sack is a sack of sperm that you keep for personal enjoyment of your primos or vagina it's may also be used as a weapon

' fight me '
'Back off I've got a sperm sack'

'Oh shit '

sperm sack by Snacksmacker245 July 18, 2017

sperm sprouts 

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.

good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!

sperm sprouts by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018

Sperm perm 

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆

Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

Sperm perm by Fresh from the hairdresser September 12, 2018

Sperm worm 

The wiggly worm that made you

My sperm worm has been inserted

Sperm worm by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

Sperm Spicket 

A dick.

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!

Sperm Spicket by SquirtleMom June 28, 2019