A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!

selling muffins by sublimex1 November 16, 2007

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smelling-like-a-moron

When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.

Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!

smelling-like-a-moron by vegee October 5, 2003

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Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

Smelling the Burnt Almonds by IQjane December 1, 2010

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selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.

as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"

selling tickets by chip chocolate November 12, 2010

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