somber sway

Sluttish ways!

"Why can't I get a decent man?"

"Maybe you should stop bumpin that somber sway!"

by ianswerit January 28, 2010

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Somersett

Excellent writing skills. Possibly a poet or poetess. If female, Somersett's are physically attractive except for bad hair days. They are mysteriously drawn to car accidents, usually involving themselves. Chatty by nature, you will have a hard time shutting up a female Somersett. Males on the other hand are rather reserved and hardly talk at all - preferring to communicate through the medium of their highly suggestible, erotic poetry. Males generally possess six-pack abs and "take me to the bedroom" eyes. A word of caution about Somersetts - they are commmitment phobes so if you are looking for a long-term relationship steer clear of Somersetts.

I met a really nice Somersett at a club but he/she was probably way out of my league.

by reallybadpoet February 3, 2010

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Sumner Hinch

While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.

Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button

by sargent ass July 29, 2012

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