Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023

'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.

"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"

by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013

mad smart

A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.

“That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”

by Jalcensay August 13, 2020

Lazy Smart

Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo

Stop lazy smarting, Texpo!

by Fat duck pro December 19, 2022

lazily smart

you are rick sanchez just cba with it so do the bare minimum required to live

you're lazily smart

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense

Daphne is a smart idiot

by Smart idiot October 19, 2021

Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.

We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .

by Highstress September 5, 2016