Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense

Daphne is a smart idiot

by Smart idiot October 19, 2021

smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

lazily smart

your really intelligent but your always too lazy to do any work and people often give you a bad rep as lazy but in school you can whizz through a test like all the questions are 2+2

1: why are you sleeping you have work to do
2: huh? what? i finished it to Ez
1: omg your lazily smart ain't you

2: zzzzz

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.

"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"

by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013

mad smart

A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.

“That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”

by Jalcensay August 13, 2020

Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023