slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

slippery sloo

another way to say greasy slut

guy 1: bro madison is such a sloo
guy 2: A slippery sloo

by Abnormally large zebra January 3, 2016

deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

slippery tipper

It’s where you are aiming for the vagina but you slip into the butthole.

We were going at it and then he hit me with a slippery tipper when I wasn’t expecting it.

by DaJRizzle February 5, 2023

slippery snowplow

Canadian sex position, involving ejaculating on the female's feet, then sliding her along the floor until she falls and you plow her...again

i totally pulled a slippery snowplow on that girl last night

by natethezombie December 3, 2010

The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

The slippery Charlotte

When a girl named Charlotte is doing a one handed hand stand whilst fingering herself with the other hand while a man is laying on the floor receiving one handed, hand stand push up head

Me and this chick did the slippery Charlotte last night mann

by Rod dunnly September 1, 2021