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shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.
We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.
by Denseenigma August 5, 2020
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Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.
*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.
by hobnobz May 27, 2020
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Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.
"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."
by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020
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Schrödinger's Debater

Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.

If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
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Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
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schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020
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schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020
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