screenfense

The act of concealing the content on one's computer monitor or screen through various techniques such as body blocking, screen tilting, or rapid minimizing. This is normally conducted in an open space such as work where the computer moniter faces a high traffic area. An alliteration of defense

Kelsea: Did you see that raunchy video of my sorority party?
Josh: Not yet! I was on screenfense all day at work because there was so many people around.

by fraxinous6356 November 27, 2012

screensnot

When you're using your phone, and you sneeze, then you get snot all over your screen

1: Dude you you have any tissues?
2: Why?
3: I just screensnotted all over my phone

by i give up February 21, 2015

Screenshit

When your friend or significant other screenshots a Snapchat they promised would stay private. The little shit.

Oh my God, Rachel just took a screenshit of that ugly ass selfie! What a bitch!

by erk4merc2036 May 7, 2017

Screenhead

a person who is so mesmerized with their phone that they cannot hold a conversation or properly function in society.

"I went out to dinner with 2 screenheads yesterday and there was absolutely no conversation the entire time."
"Gia is such a screenhead!"

by cardi g June 15, 2018

Screenlighting

To screenlight: One's attempt to attain fame by appearing in as many film or TV roles as possible regardless of quality.

"Dave is almost as bad at screenlighting as Samuel L Jackson"

by Lether Britches February 1, 2019

screen alpha

An individual who acts rude and dominant over others only online. They believe they are above everyone else but are too afraid or shy to act the same way in real life.

Ben is such a screen alpha. He would be too scared to talk back to me in real life.

by j7734 March 15, 2019

Screenshot and Send

(verb, noun) This phrase describes a situation in which a person takes a screenshot of their text or DM conversation with another person (sometimes containing incriminating or private information) and sends it to a third person/party who may or may not be directly involved. Ex. taking a screenshot of a threat from your brother to your parents to get him into trouble. Sometimes Screenshot and Send can be used rather innocently. Ex. Someone confesses their love to you in text and you screenshot and send to your friend to get advice on how to respond. Screenshot-and-sends can include photos.

(verb) "This random number just sent me a text message in Russian. I'm about to screenshot and send this!"

(noun) "That screenshot and send got your brother in trouble."

by Flappjack November 1, 2019