240 shorty

A short girl who appears to weigh no less than 240 lbs.

drinking zima will put you in bed with a 240 shorty.

by maletero December 16, 2008

Sorry for the blast

1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.

2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.

To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.

by Wildfire83 March 17, 2010

shorty G.

A small amout of money.

" This dude only has a shorty G."
"I know, all he does is flex his stacks."

by Savage.King July 11, 2016

shurry

A shurry is the act of having a shit while smoking a durry. Going for a shurry is an Aussie tradition and one of the few occasions when males are capable of multitasking.

A shurry a day helps me work, rest and play.

Nate: "Later bitches, I'm heading home for a shurry."

by Wozzy Woo Woo July 2, 2017

sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

Sneaky Shorty

Doing something tha easy way

They wanted me to run 3 miles across town I said fug that and sneaky shorted a taxi cab

by shanty May 13, 2003

k sorry

Not a genuine apology, most likely trying to end a conversation and think by saying sorry it will do so

“Hey I felt you were rude to me earlier ?”
“K sorry, anyways I have got to go”

by Pseudopatient June 10, 2018