Shlucock

A crusty wart on your pussy.

Pretty simple example here kiddos. Shlucock=Big Matt

by R. Dex September 13, 2007

shlubble

being bored in key skills and making up words!

i shlubbled the word shlubble in key skills : )

by shlubble December 31, 2007

Shlurgen

the partner of "shwing" whereas "shwing" is defined as the proper action for hot chicks. Shlurgen is used when you are not sure if said woman turns you on or not.

"hey, what do you think of that girl at the bar?"
"...*crotch pump* Shlurgen"

by Crowshadow June 13, 2009

shlumpence

to describe the cost of something with little value.

you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!

by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009

Shluffin

Dancing like a muffin

jessica curry being a muffin and raising her arms like a muffin rising while repeating "muffin raising" and that the shluffin dance

by bushypants69 June 20, 2009

Shluppie

looking like you haven't changed your clothes in days and just rolled out of bed without showering

We want our friends to dress up for new years, we don't want them wearing shluppie clothes.

That guy looks like a damn shlup with those clothes on.

by ahcasan December 25, 2010

shlugtee

A tense neck muscle.

PERSON 1: Would you like me to rub your shlugtee?
PERSON 2: ?!?!?!
PERSON 3: Your tense neck muscle.
PERSON 4: Oh. Yeah!

by guesswhatitsfrom November 7, 2010