Selena

Selenas come in several varieties. The nice ones and the ones who wear tomato sweatshirts. Those are dingdongs.

Selena is a ding dong.

by Meeplandiaofficial June 17, 2018

National grab Selena day

National grab Selena day is a day do find an amazing, beautiful, and sexy girl named Selena and grab her from behind in a funny friendly day.

Boy- Grabs Selena's ass
Selena: Why did you grab my ass
Boy: Because ot national grab Selena day!!!

Selena: Oh! Hahaha

by Fuck👅🍑🍆💧 June 22, 2019

Sleek Selena

The word used to describe somebody who hasnt washed their hair in a number of days and is a big dirty greaseball who's head looks like it could start dripping grease at any moment. Its like wet look leggings but its your hair. Its disgusting.

Jaysis Karen youre some Sleek Selena today!

Sleek Selena's out again lads...

Look at me wan, She's some Sleek Selena...

Go have a wash ya Sleek Selena will ya?!?!

by kNickerss June 2, 2009

Selen

A sad excuse of a man, spends more time wishing he had balls and playing with cats then actually making a move with girls. Hangs out with cool people to appear cool but is really just felt bad for

Wow Selen is being gay with his cat again

by Kingtiger March 9, 2015

Selenced

When you are coerced into doing something against your own will but you are fully aware of what's going on but you seemingly have no choice because its for the good of the "scene"

Being Selenced can also be thought of as having a spell put on you. It can involve mind altering gifts that may never be comparable to any amount of money owed. Being selenced is an armature form of manipulation.

I was asked to run the door last night and was promised 10 dollars an hour and all I got was half a drink ticket. I was selenced.

by ClaudeVonStroke October 13, 2013

selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.

Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back

by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017

Selenla

Selena Gomez wannabe found in Chizzmeister's discord server. Named "Selenasgomez", she is referred to as Selenla, for being a bit chass.

Selenla is... <yucky> <Jamien's dog> <etc...>

by Mbs0607 November 1, 2018