secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.

Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.

by Chris Kipp July 20, 2008

Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.

"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."

by js1190 July 17, 2009

secondhand coke

N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.

T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.

C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.

by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014

Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.

"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."

by XianStarr October 10, 2016

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016

Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.

Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.

by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017