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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.
"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."
by siddimus October 29, 2020
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Seagull

julian is a seagull
by Aiyana101 March 31, 2021
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Seagulling

The act of someone asking for food from a friend
My friend is constantly seagulling for food from me
by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017
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Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest
jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot
by Tharmekul August 3, 2020
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