Razor Brand Scooter

Your ankle's worst nightmare

"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021

scooter bug

A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.

Hey did you see that guy over their, he is Scooter Bug.

by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

electric scooter buffalo

A 400 lb lard ass too fat and lazy to walk that can be seen using the scooters at Walmart.

At Walmart, you can see an electric scooter buffalo in its natural habitat.

by Cicero of Brownbackistan February 12, 2015

Scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass

Ew u pulled a scooter!

by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004

Scooter Tramp

The female who is not only willing to date you but also rides on the back of your moped to the liquor store and still thinks you're a badass.

Did you silly Brad's scooter tramp, I wonder even she even has all her teeth.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Brown Scooter

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.

Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.

by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019