eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

hard scope

a term coined in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, referring to when a player using a sniper rifle aims in at an enemy combatant, holds his or her breath, and pulls the trigger in one fluid motion. also not to be confused with a quick scope

noob:dude, did you just see that crazy quick scope!?
seasoned gamer: shut up, noob, that was a hard scope.

by a bevy of ice weasels March 4, 2010

Scobee

To fuck up constantly or one who fucked something up.

I can't you wrecked your car. You're such a Scobee.

by Mattymustang November 19, 2015

Scebe

n. The scab on a genital wart. When used as a noun, a scebe is the lowest abomination of mankind. Typically reserved for people with no idea how hated they are in spite of the fact they do horrible, dishonest, selfish and backhanded actions. In a milder form, simply a loser no one likes. A scebe typically uses "friendship" as simply a means to an end instead of a realtionship.

v. Performing actions that a scebe would do (i.e. hoarding, betraying, lying, stealing, cheating, actively trying to cause harm to another person.)

I really don't want Jeremy there. He's such a scebe.

by shadow_n_shade April 21, 2011

SCOKE

A sexual position that involves the act of blowing and jerking. A blow job and handjob at the same time.

Dude, you wont believe her scoke skills!

by Mr. Sweeney February 22, 2007

Scooberdouched

When you jump into the water to swim but realize that the water is way too shallow to swim in.

That guy just got scooberdouched and broke his legs, or That guy just scooberdouched into the water.

by Cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016