Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 10, 2010

Sausage Dogger

One who is able to handle multiple penises inserted into their mouths by using their own jizz as lubrication

Hey man watch out! I heard Cam's a sausage dogger

Sausage dogger? Oh yeah I know him....Isn't that Cameron?

by the cootie queen October 22, 2010

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

sashari

Beautiful in every way. Often weird minded and goes off topic. Has a big interest in old fashion. Also describes lazy. Doesn’t go well with sports or drama.

Sashari

by GirleyLove 567 January 31, 2018

Sashaed

Taking a blond moment to the fullest

You totally just sashaed yourself, how can you forget where YOU put the presents

by BRezmer July 27, 2018